A Touch of Smith and Jones

I blame the writer's of Torchwood for making me write an mpreg story because they had Jack say this in the first episode- "Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again." Of course, being the fan that I am, I need to figure out how that might have happened the first time, and then do it to him again. Poor Jack. lol- Don't know if this makes any sense-- I just wrote down whatever the characters happen to be saying at the time.

( The conversations the characters have in my head during lunch... )